stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This house was built for laser tag.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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