Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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