At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Never underestimate the power of titties
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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