You surviving the open bar?
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So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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