stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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