I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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