I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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