You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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