AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
