I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's shark week go big or go home
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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