how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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