he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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