I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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