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say what?
wanna hang out?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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