Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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