Its about making memories worth repressing
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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