Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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