I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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