I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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