good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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