Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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