I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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