No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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