Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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