why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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