i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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