My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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