I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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