After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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