Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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