it was like eating out sand paper
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Randomize
