It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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