it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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