Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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