nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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