is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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