Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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