Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It's just like the Real World with babies
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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