Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I love you. Go after that dick
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