On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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