I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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