You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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