Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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