Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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