he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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