Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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