he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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