I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
