I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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