what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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