Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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