There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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