found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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